October 21 2014

xld:

My mind screams Victorias Secret model, my heart screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes

October 21 2014

julador:

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

This is how I feel after taking out my contacts

(Source: frnkoreo)

October 20 2014

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

October 20 2014
wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

wisped:

Finally a social issue I can get behind

October 20 2014

laughingatmynightmare:

Had a nightmare that the sugar in my McDonalds sweet tea wasn’t dissolving, so every sip felt like sand.

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